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     Created Jun 02 2011       
Difference between Graduate Nurse and an Experienced Nurse
        How to tell the difference between a Graduate Nurse and an Experienced Nurse:

A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does. 
An Experienced Nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up

A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read it. 
An Experienced Nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons.

A Graduate Nurse charts too much.
An Experienced Nurse doesn't chart enough.

A Graduate Nurse loves to run to codes. 
An Experienced Nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.

A Graduate Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse. 
An Experienced Nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.

A Graduate Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad. 
An Experienced Nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.

A Graduate Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient. 
An Experienced Nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.

A Graduate Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards. 
An Experienced Nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.

A Graduate Nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds. 
An Experienced Nurse doesn't want to know about them unless the patient is symptomatic.

A Graduate Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath. 
An Experienced Nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.

A Graduate Nurse thinks people respect Nurses. 
An Experienced Nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.

A Graduate Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it. 
An Experienced Nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.

A Graduate Nurse looks for a chance "to work with the family." 
An Experienced Nurse avoids the family.

A Graduate Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time. 
An Experienced Nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.

A Graduate Nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient. 
An Experienced Nurse will insert a Foley catheter.

A Graduate Nurse always answers their phone. 
An Experienced Nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone.

A Graduate Nurse thinks psych patients are interesting. 
An Experienced Nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.

A Graduate Nurse carries reference books in their bag. 
An Experienced Nurse carries magazines, lunch, and some "cough syrup" in their bag.

A Graduate Nurse doesn't find this funny. 
An Experienced Nurse does 
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     Reply:1  Created Jun 02 2011       
By cat
Difference between Graduate Nurse and an Experienced Nurse
Too, too much! I love it!  

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